Collin from Florida, USA.
but you reblogged my post that means you like me right
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
permanently replacing “okay” with “very well”
made plans to hang out and drink with a friend tomorrow night and she goes ‘i apologize in advance for kissing you’ and on that note can i just say that everyone in my life seems to feel so comfortable around me and are very open and sometimes i’m not sure how i’m expected to respond